Disney’s Jungle Cruise is loaded with the punniest quotes ever! You’ll hear some of your favorites from the popular Disney Parks attraction. Don’t miss my spoiler free review and parents guide HERE. Skipper Frank (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) undoubtedly has the best Jungle Cruise quotes, filled with pun after pun — but Lily (Emily Blunt) and MacGregor (Jack Whitehall) have some good ones, too! Here are some of the absolute BEST quotes from the live-action movie!
Best Jungle Cruise Quotes You Won’t Want To Miss!
“Of all the cruises you can take in the Amazon, this one is undoubtedly the cheapest.” Skipper Frank
“If you look to the left you’ll see toucans playing their favorite game of beak wrestling. The only drawback is…only two can play.” – Frank
“The rocks you see in the river are sandstone, but some people just take them for granite. It’s one of my boulder attractions.” – Frank
“Before this job I worked in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.” Frank
“Ladies and gentlemen get ready for the eighth wonder of the world! Wait for it…THE BACKSIDE OF WATER!!!” – Frank
“I get paid by the number of people I take out, not by the number of people I bring back.” – Frank
“Well folks, you were all outstanding today. Now I need you all out standing on the dock.” – Frank
“Ma’am, don’t forget to collect your baggage. I’m only kidding, he’s behind you.” – Frank
“You’re wearing pants. Do people in England do that now?” – Frank
“Did you just whistle at me?” – Lily
“I had a girlfriend once. She was cross-eyed. Didn’t work out. We could never see eye-to-eye.” – Frank
“You booked a river cruise and you can’t swim?!” – Frank
“Nobody touches my engine but me.” – Frank
“If you’re lucky enough to have one person in this world to care about, then that’s more than enough for me.” – Frank
“My eyeballs are sweating!” – MacGregor
“If you believe in legends, you should believe in curses too.” – Frank
“If you happen to drown out there, use the soap to wash yourself ashore.” – Frank
“I want to save as many people as I can.” – Lily
“I consider myself of value. I will see you all on the outside.” – MacGregor
“Looks like you wet your pants, Pants.” – Frank
“I’m going to pet you now, but you’re not going to eat me. Understood?” – MacGregor
“We’re headed into headhunter territory, which is a terrible place to beheaded.” – Frank
“Frank, would you like to bite down on my stick?” – MacGregor
“Are you wearing pants under your pants?” – Frank
“You can take your invitation, and you can shove it up your association.” – MacGregor
“You are absolutely…exhausting.” – Lily
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