Having a toddler is entertaining, to say the least.
Lately I’ve been listening to things I actually say to Lincoln. I thought I’d share a few of my favorites with you.
“Please don’t stick Minnie up your butt.”
“Don’t fork your toes.” [he was putting his fork in between his toes].
“No. The toilet brush is not to brush your hair.”
“Please don’t stick your toes up your nose.”
“Oliver, you’re the big brother. You need to set an example.” [said to our cat]
“The dinosaur does not need to drink out of Evy’s water bowl.”
“The dog is not a pony. You cannot ride her.”
It just goes to show you never know what a two year old will do! It’s always entertaining!!!